Famous Jerry Clower Quotes

#1. I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service.

Andrew Carnegie

#2. The thing about Uggs is that they're so comfortable. Once you've worn them, you don't want to go back.

Tamara Mellon

#3. You are like the winged goddess from Greek mythology. As beautiful and soaring like an angel as her". #MilanoVeneziani. #ItalianPassion:

Olga Goa

#4. The Hispanic community understands the American Dream and have not forgotten what they were promised - that in the U.S., a free market system, allows us all to succeed economically, achieve stability and security for your family and leave your children better off than yourselves.

Marco Rubio

#5. The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

John Wooden

#6. You can see it in people's faces, when they're into a metal band. It's cool to see that being passed on.

Chris Reifert

#7. If I have a soul, it's yours.

Sylvain Reynard

#8. School seemed unimportant, since I learned so much more on my own.

Shannon Tweed

#9. We do not want our world to perish. But in our quest for knowledge, century by century, we have placed all our trust in a cold, impartial intellect which only brings us nearer to destruction.

Dora Russell

#10. Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck 'em and God Bless 'em.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

#11. Happiness is the settling of the soul into its most appropriate spot.

Aristotle.