Fake Tan Sayings

#1. Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I'd always do it wrong. I'd leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you're going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now.

Georgia Jagger

#2. Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Jenny Eclair

#3. My natural hair is jet black. I used to have it down to my bum. And I went through a phase of being obsessed with fake tan. So from the age of 14 to 16, I looked like an Apache Indian!

Abbey Clancy

#4. AI guess that's what happens when you have no Botox, make-up or fake tan. You have expressions instead.

Sophie Kinsella

#5. I get a good colour in summer but go really pale in winter, and it genuinely doesn't suit me, as people ask me if I'm ill. As well as making me look a bit better, I often have to be tanned in the middle of winter to do a show or programme, so I've road-tested every fake tan on the market.

Deirdre O'Kane

#6. I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

Lisa Snowdon

#7. Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.

Joel Fuhrman

#8. Ray was looking extra Oompa-Loompa-like this morning with his fake tan a seemingly brighter shade of orange than usual. His brown hair matched his personality - slick and greasy. "Morning,

Ann Charles

#9. (Note to anyone considering joining a class: there is no need to turn up in full Strictly Come Dancing salsa outfit including fake tan. Everyone just wears jeans. Briefly awkward.)

Miranda Hart

#10. She came through the door the moment my beer arrived. Fortyish, salon-blonde, spray tan, fake boobs and real diamonds. Anywhere else it would be a bimbo alert, but in Florida it was just protective coloration.

C.I. Dennis

#11. The beauty of the written word is that it can be held close to the heart and read over and over again.

Florence Littauer

#12. Because I'm not doing it for the money, I'm doing it because I feel like that story needs to be told or clarified, or something needs to be shown about that.

Julian Schnabel

#13. Uh ... aren't you in Hollywood right now? You know, dancing up a storm with uberwitch Madison? I mean, that lovely girl, Madison?
Only if Hollywood is in Willow Falls these days. And judging by the lack of tan skin and fake blond hair, I'm gonna say it's not.

Wendy Mass

#14. Best line in the book:

"I played the part well, but I was as fake as a California tan on an Alaskan cheerleader.

Ali Parker

#15. It felt like all the truth got whitewashed with fake happiness," she said, "only it was not happy and it was worse than fake. It was dangerous

Amy Tan

#16. I'm what they call the love addict!

Zach Sobiech

#17. I've always hoped 'Chopped' would telegraph our enormous affection and love and admiration for chefs and food, but at the same time, we are inflicting extraordinary cruelty on them.

Ted Allen

#18. The vigour, and power, and comfort of our spiritual life depends on the mortification of the deeds of the flesh.

John Owen

#19. I look better with a tan, but I've never gone the fake route. I don't need to - I have good foreign genes: half Spanish, half Hungarian.

Anton Du Beke

#20. People didn't stop spending money, they just spent it on things that complement their PCs.

Stephen Baker

#21. My fan base is extremely random. It's the 14-year-old white kid sitting next to your auntie from St. Luke's Baptist Church, to the 20-year-old Black girl who probably would go to a Rihanna concert, but she's coming to my show.

Robert Glasper