Fake Moustache Quotes

#1. No one should ever have to justify a fake moustache.

Tom Taylor

#2. Our band had perfected the art of punk-rock camping, throwing a bunch of crap into the van with, like, an hour's notice and just driving out into the mountains, where we'd drink beer, burn food, jam on our instruments around the campfire, and sack out under the open sky.

Gayle Forman

#3. Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!" he said aloud. "Why don't they come and lend a hand?" Lo

J.R.R. Tolkien

#4. We believe that housing is a power platform to spark great opportunities in people's lives and help them achieve the American dream.

Julian Castro

#5. Everyone hates their picture being taken and they're nervous and they're bringing all of that. When I meet with them they realize it is a collaboration and they look forward to coming back.

Carol Friedman

#6. I assumed he'd kill me, not my people. (Stryker)
The man's name is War. Did that not clue you in about his personality? This would be tantamount to meeting Peone and expecting the goddess of retaliation to forgive you and blithely walk away to let you live a happy life. (Zephyra)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. A letter has distinct advantages. You can say all you want to say before the other person has a chance to put in a word.

Myrtle Reed

#8. Thoughts are odd misfires

Patricia Cornwell

#9. I think I would fan over Beyonce or Adele. Those are my two girl idols, definitely.

Ella Henderson

#10. You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

Elayne Boosler

#11. My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

Jim Carrey

#12. I had Hallowe'en parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe.

Bat For Lashes