Fake Friends Emoji Quotes

#1. She's as funny as a toothache

Erma Bombeck

#2. If I could bottle the benefits of a healthy lifestyle in a pill, it would become a blockbuster drug.

Rajiv Misquitta

#3. She was the wish of his life. He didn't know how else to say it. He didn't even know that he could really explain, just that every time he saw her he felt his bones might break under the weight of his wanting. His longing for her.

C.J. Carlyon

#4. This poor gambler isn't even a noun. He is kind of an adverb.

Stephen Crane

#5. So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.

Rick Riordan

#6. Every prime minister has a whole series of networks, and there are official formal networks and there are unofficial informal networks. I'm lucky in that I have good official formal networks, starting with my own office, the leadership group, the cabinet and the party room.

Tony Abbott

#7. As soon as someone dies, frenzied construction of the future (shifting furniture, etc.): futuromania.

Roland Barthes

#8. What we call 'time' isn't chronological but spatial; what we call 'death' is merely a transition between different kinds of matter.

Stephane Audeguy

#9. Your future depends of the choices you make today. The future for this reason can be predicted by your day to day living.

Israelmore Ayivor

#10. My head was level with hers as we stared at each other from opposite sides of the glass. I don't remember how it ended - if I went to bed or she did. In my memory, it doesn't end. We just stay there, looking at each other, forever.

John Green

#11. Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

Philip Roth