Faina Ranevskaya Quotes

#1. God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

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#2. It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

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#3. Experiences aren't pornographic; only images and representations - structures of the imagination - are.

Susan Sontag

#4. I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

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#5. You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

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#6. Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

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#7. This is a great informative site providing different types of the beach umbrellas. Have fun in sun by picking the best beach umbrella. This comes with various attractive designs and features to protect you from UV rays.

Kevin Paul

#8. If anyone comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple.

Francis Chan

#9. Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

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#10. Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

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#11. If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a
lover!

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#12. Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

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#13. When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

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#14. Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide ... And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

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#15. Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

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#16. Compassion and connection - the very things that give purpose and meaning to our lives - can only be learned if they are experienced. And our families are our first opportunities to experience these things.

Brene Brown

#17. Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

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#18. Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.

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#19. Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

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#20. A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

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#21. I always have applesauce in my fridge, and when traveling I take protein bars just in case I get hungry. They're my go-to snack.

Sloane Stephens

#22. Women critics are amazons in climax.

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#23. you need life in your life.

Markus Zusak

#24. He was happy because, after such a long study, experimentation, and struggle, he could at last affirm the ultimate truth: there never were and never would be any madmen in Itaguai or anywhere else.

Machado De Assis

#25. It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

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#26. All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

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#27. On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

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#28. Beauty is a horrible power.

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#29. My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

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#30. I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

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#31. Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

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#32. A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

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#33. I never expected to go to Juilliard. When they came recruiting in Miami, I auditioned. I got a scholarship.

Robert Battle

#34. Lettie Pepeprcorn!' She hissed. 'Stop worrying and do something useful.

Sam Gayton

#35. If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

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#36. Everybody's heart is like a cup. They stumble from place to place and person to person, trying to get them filled. They get cracked, those cups, and even broken. Some people throw them away, thinking that it will stop the pain. Poor fools. Nobody can fill a cup but Almighty God Himself. Nobody.

Linda Lael Miller

#37. Optimism is lack of information.

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#38. It's not a face, but a personal insult.

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