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#1. Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women.

Rachel Bloom

#2. Who rises from prayer a better man, his prayer is answered.

George Meredith

#3. Never in my life had I felt as exposed as I did right then. Her fingertips softened as they traced along the outline of my sins, as she caressed the markings of every mistake I'd ever made as if this girl somehow found some kind of beauty in them.

A.L. Jackson

#4. Between roars the lion purrs.

William Stafford

#5. It's all just fictions anyway. We do what we do and then we make up reasons for it afterward but they're never the true reasons, the truth is always just out of reach.

Orson Scott Card

#6. If a businessman makes a mistake, he suffers the consequences. If a bureaucrat makes a mistake, you suffer the consequences.

Ayn Rand

#7. First impressions matter. Experts say we size up new people in somewhere between 30 seconds and two minutes.

Elliott Abrams

#8. I've always worn a hat when I work. I think it also comes from a picture of Rothko I saw with a painter's hat on.

Brice Marden

#9. How to "change the world" in two words: S.T.A.R.T. N.O.W.

1. START - Serve. Thank. Ask. Receive. Trust.

2. NOW - No Opportunity Wasted

Richie Norton

#10. People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

Karl Pilkington

#11. The best way to win was to not need to win. The best performances are accomplished when you are relaxed and free of doubt.

A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

#12. I've broken my nose, I've broken ribs. You name it. In fact, we just got back from South America, and I fell over a monitor speaker on the stage and almost ended up in the front row of the audience. I managed to sprain my wrist on that one but luckily nothing was broken.

Keith Emerson