Excretions Quotes

#1. Ludicrous," Jay said. "I have so much stamina it's oozing out of my pores."
"Best get a mop, then. The custodial staff shouldn't be forced to deal with your overeager excretions.

M.Q. Barber

#2. Since the Unistat primates, like other domesticated hominids, did not know they were primates, all this was explained by a ferocious amount of ink excretions invoking Morality and Ideology, the twin gods of domesticated primatedom.

Robert Anton Wilson

#3. The denial of death is openly acknowledged as a significant trait of our culture. The tears of the bereaved have become comparable to the excretions of the diseased

Philippe Aries

#4. Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.

Robert Anton Wilson

#5. Not only does a regular intense exercise programme elevate spirits, it enables the Type O to maintain weight control, emotional balance and a strong self-image.

Peter J. D'Adamo

#6. We (atheists) act in good conscience because we believe in moral principles, not because we expect a reward in Heaven.

Margherita Hack

#7. It was as though the edges of things were where the greater part might be hidden - where he could find more.

Jesse Ball

#8. Weak people seek revenge, strong people forgive, and intelligent people ignore. Which one are you?

L.A. Casey

#9. I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt ... I can't compete with that stuff.

Matt Groening

#10. I'm not very funny!

Kimbra

#11. One of the reasons I'm so passionate about science is that it wasn't correctly taught to me. I got excited at university.

Elise Andrew

#12. There was no milk in the icebox, and I wasn't pouring Coke onto breakfast cereal. That would just be odd.

Jim Butcher

#13. Insurance firms have always carefully studied real-world data to figure out what, precisely, constitutes a risky activity.

Clive Thompson

#14. In there?'
She nodded.
'You want us to go into the tortoise?'
Another nod.
'It's alive.'
Another nod.

Ilona Andrews

#15. The work of art ... is an instrument for tilling the human psyche, that it may continue to yield a harvest of vital beauty.

Herbert Read

#16. As far as what people think of me, maybe my stuff should just be put online for free downloads when I'm gone.

Henry Rollins

#17. In the midst of life we are in death, Episcopalians say at the graveside.

Joan Didion