Exchange Student Funny Quotes

#1. Sometimes I really want to paint somebody and I don't get a photograph that I want to work from.

Chuck Close

#2. We have got to change the political culture in America. We need a political revolution. That means we are working on politics not just three weeks before an election but 365 days a year.

Bernie Sanders

#3. When the younger son was no longer considered a human being by the people around him, he felt the profundity of his isolation, the deepest loneliness one can experience. He was truly lost, and it was this complete lostness that brought him to his senses.

Henri J.M. Nouwen

#4. TMZ is so disgusting.

Chelsea Handler

#5. Historians don't really like to carry on speculative debates, but you could certainly argue that the likelihood of a Soviet invasion of Western Europe was extremely, extremely low.

Aldrich Ames

#6. I'd like to go home now,' she said softly. She hoped someone would show her the way.

Jenny Downham

#7. No woman or girl is going to want to spend time looking at pretty dresses on the Internet. Vogue is going to be around for a long time to come.

Felix Dennis

#8. There's no good feeling like having those you love behind you".

Abdulazeez Henry Musa

#9. Spirit of excellence is a rare gift that goes extra mile tirelessly.

Euginia Herlihy

#10. For me, learning is a continuous process and an all-inclusive one - reading a book, learning a musical instrument or learning the martial art called taekwondo. Teach myself something new - that's my prayer.

Sonu Nigam

#11. Divorce is fairly common these days, and I think many times people disregard the emotional impact that divorce has on a couple and a family, because it happens so frequently.

Steve Carell

#12. The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we would find ourselves with a much larger deficit than we have today.

Jim Costa

#13. Learned arguments do not make a man holy and righteous, whereas a good life makes him dear to God.

Thomas A Kempis

#14. If you dissect a bird / to diagram the tongue, / you'll cut the chord / articulating song.

Sylvia Plath