Excellent Stores Quotes

#1. Most women look at magazines and then they just feel bad about themselves but Sara looks at magazines and she's all like I can get with her.

Tegan Quin

#2. At first I was exhilarated by my freedom from the responsibility of the kingship. This lasted about seven minutes. I was also depressed by my freedom from marriage, for I had become accustomed to the attentions of a woman. This lasted about nine minutes. Then I was bored.

Piers Anthony

#3. Bitch, on that world, was what men called women they were extremely fond of or extremely displeased with when the woman was not there.

Samuel R. Delany

#4. I'm a man. A speak-my-mind, fight-for-what-I-believe, bleed-for-my-country, red-meat-eating man. I don't bow down to anyone.

Kendall Ryan

#5. The phrase 'I just turn on my monkey and it makes me feel good' sounds very dirty, but I can't explain why. It's great to try to use expressions like that on the comics page. People want to complain but they can't, because they can't figure out quite what they should be complaining about.

Stephan Pastis

#6. Be determined to fulfill your dreams.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. In short, I conceive that a great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by the false estimates they have made of the value of things, and by their giving too much for their whistles.

Benjamin Franklin

#8. No matter what either of us want, I'm never going to be that innocent boy you fell in love with." Shaking my head, I thumped my hands against my chest. "There's nothing here for you any longer, City.

Linda Kage

#9. Time crawled on as if its legs were broken.

Jonathan Maberry

#10. During my tenure at the Endowment, I often found that those who did us the most damage did so under the justification of helping us by 'preventing worse language.' In the military it would be called friendly fire. One ends up just as dead.

John Frohnmayer

#11. Let me tell you something, I have never stated this, but you idiots refer to me as some moroon, I have a aster and a lwa degree. I simply cannot take the bar because of my stupid past in my 20's. You people do not want to go up against m on education because most of you will lose badly.

Larry Sinclair

#12. We got a fightin' side a mile wide, but we pray for peace 'cause it's mostly us that end up servin' overseas.

Josh Thompson