Evies Bulldog Quotes

#1. Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups

Inga Muscio

#2. If you don't know me, don't judge me.

Tupac Shakur

#3. Marines either know how to use an iron or they get married [ ... ]. The iron is less dangerous.

Madeleine Urban

#4. Can't escape pain, kiddo. Battle through it and you get stronger.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#5. Once IBM gains control of a market sector, they almost always stop innovation. They prevent innovation from happening.

Steve Jobs

#6. It's not what you get, but what you give that is God's true measure of a life.

Elizabeth George

#7. Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.

Demetri Martin

#8. Once the renewable infrastructure is built, the fuel is free forever. Unlike carbon-based fuels, the wind and the sun and the earth itself provide fuel that is free, in amounts that are effectively limitless.

Al Gore

#9. It took me a long time to be alright with smiling onstage.

Alex Ebert

#10. Capo, my first golden retriever, so loved to swim she once jumped off a cliff to get into Lake Superior.

Sara Paretsky

#11. I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

Jenny Eclair

#12. The calves' flesh color is very light because they're exclusively fed an iron-deficient milk replacement; their flesh is very tender because most veal calves are tethered at the neck in small stalls so they can't turn around and develop their muscles.

Brenda Davis

#13. I personally find the ideas that girls need to cover their shoulders in school a little bit strange ... when we're telling girls, you know, 'You have to cover your shoulders because otherwise you're a distraction to other people in your class,' probably something is wrong.

Rebecca Stead