Even Funnier In Context Quotes

#1. Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat pudding. They'll get so they can think clearly. Eat pudding. And if enough kids read and think. Eat pudding. We will have world peace. Eat pudding. Thank you very much. Eat pudding.

Daniel Pinkwater

#2. Dreams are like stars. you may never touch them, but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny.

Liam Payne

#3. conundrums in biology: this is the fact that our genes, which supposedly define us as a species, but also distinguish you or I or anyone else on the planet from each other, make up only 2 per cent of our DNA. The other 98 per cent had been written off as 'junk';

John Parrington

#4. Terrorist activity is continually recurring in various parts of the world, sowing death and destruction and plunging many of our brothers and sisters into grief and despair

Pope Benedict XVI

#5. Most men are so thoroughly subjective that nothing really interests them but themselves.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#6. I miss the early days; I do. I was so lucky. I basically had it to myself, learning about these chimpanzees. Nobody knew anything about them. Discovering their different personalities, different life histories. I was lucky.

Jane Goodall

#7. If only they would all just leave me alone with my books and my letters, I would be content to let life, and the world pass me by

Alison Weir

#8. I went because I was interested in the alchemy of issues.

Joan Didion

#9. When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.

Dalai Lama XIV

#10. Faith is a three dimensional action verb".

~R. Alan Woods [19998]

R. Alan Woods

#11. The way Germans work is that they are slow to warm up but when they do they are your friend for life and very loyal.

Claudia Schiffer

#12. Then, again, how annoying to be told it is only five miles to the next place when it is really eight or ten!

John Burroughs