Eric Northman Sookie Quotes

#1. Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?"
"I killed a chicken. And I cooked it."
"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false."
-Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

#2. I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box, with a big bow on it. It would be the right size, it would be a top brand, and it would be warm.
...
It was cranberry red, with a removable liner, a detachable hood, and tortoiseshell buttons.

Charlaine Harris

#3. The color of the object illuminated partakes of the color of that which illuminates it.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#4. You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

Charlaine Harris

#5. Eric, what are you doing?"
"Snuggling."
"Get out of my bed!"
-Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

Charlaine Harris

#6. Dreams, they're what sets us apart from being mere a brain and a body.

Juliette Lewis

#7. Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

Charlaine Harris

#8. And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

Charlaine Harris

#9. It is when suffering finds a voice and
sets our nerves quivering that this pity comes troubling us.

H.G.Wells

#10. Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.

Charlaine Harris

#11. Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.

Charlaine Harris

#12. I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.

Charlaine Harris

#13. I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.

Charlaine Harris

#14. The room has to be comfortable; the house has to look habitable.

Adolf Loos

#15. Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"
One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

Charlaine Harris

#16. The luxuries of the few were becoming necessities of the many ...

Flora Thompson

#17. My dear boy, I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.

Oscar Wilde

#18. I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you.
Eric Northman

Charlaine Harris

#19. I was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.

Charlaine Harris

#20. I'll bet you are a treat, naked," Eric said, just to boost my spirits.
"You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said.

Charlaine Harris

#21. You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using
this as an excuse to make out with me?"
"I'm not that clever, Eric."
"I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.

Charlaine Harris

#22. You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised.
"Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie.

Charlaine Harris

#23. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

Charlaine Harris

#24. Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.

Charlaine Harris

#25. In fact, Russell Crowe once phoned me up to see if I wanted to go to a party but I had to bring my guitar and perform 'Oh Jean.'

Billy Boyd

#26. Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.

Charlaine Harris

#27. Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance

Robert A. Heinlein

#28. When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.

Charlaine Harris

#29. He wished he had some kind of X-ray vision for the human heart.

Kim Edwards

#30. Hell was invented to scare to death the unruly human mind and bring it to obedience.

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#31. Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.

Charlaine Harris

#32. I am a very talented belcher. Very deep and bassy.

Katie Aselton

#33. No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.

Charlaine Harris

#34. His grandparents lived on an old farm. Like he should have considered that psycho teenage girls might be leaving tainted steaks for his dog to find. If you hurt him, I'll kill you.

Brigid Kemmerer

#35. I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough.

Charlaine Harris

#36. Eric: If I had known you would be this gorgeous with your clothes off, I would have tried to do this sooner.
Sookie: You did try to do this sooner, about twenty times.
Eric: Then I have good taste.

Charlaine Harris

#37. I hope it is nothing serious. On the other hand, I must also say that we business people, luckily or unluckily, however one looks at it, very often simply have to overcome a slight indisposition for business reasons.

Franz Kafka

#38. [Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."
[Sookie:] "Like a fungus?

Charlaine Harris

#39. Life begins at night

Charlaine Harris

#40. I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top.

Charlaine Harris

#41. You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided
up America into kingdoms, is that right?

Charlaine Harris

#42. You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.

Charlaine Harris