Top 39 Quotes About Eric Northman

#1. Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?"
"I killed a chicken. And I cooked it."
"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false."
-Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

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#2. Darling you can nail my ass anytime - Eric Northman

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#3. Eric, what are you doing?"
"Snuggling."
"Get out of my bed!"
-Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

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#4. Loveable Isn't he? -Eric Northman

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#5. I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you.
Eric Northman

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#6. .. I suffered with you. I hurt with you. I bled with you -not only because we're bonded, but because the love I have for you." ~ Eric Northman in Dead in The Family.

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#7. So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

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#8. Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

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#9. I don't like having feelings," _Eric Northman

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#10. And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

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#11. Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.

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#12. Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.

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#13. I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box, with a big bow on it. It would be the right size, it would be a top brand, and it would be warm.
...
It was cranberry red, with a removable liner, a detachable hood, and tortoiseshell buttons.

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#14. I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.

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#15. Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"
One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

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#16. Snow, here?" Eric was as delighted as a child. "I love snow!"
Why was I not surprised?
"Maybe we will get snowed in together," he said suggestively, waggling his blond eyebrows.

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#17. You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

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#18. Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

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#19. I was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.

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#20. I'll bet you are a treat, naked," Eric said, just to boost my spirits.
"You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said.

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#21. You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using
this as an excuse to make out with me?"
"I'm not that clever, Eric."
"I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.

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#22. Who wants a bag of bones?" he said, with absolute sincerity. "I don't want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of the woman I'm bedding.

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#23. You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised.
"Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie.

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#24. You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

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#25. I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.

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#26. No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.

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#27. You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.

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#28. You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided
up America into kingdoms, is that right?

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#29. I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top.

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#30. Life begins at night

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#31. [Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."
[Sookie:] "Like a fungus?

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#32. Eric: If I had known you would be this gorgeous with your clothes off, I would have tried to do this sooner.
Sookie: You did try to do this sooner, about twenty times.
Eric: Then I have good taste.

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#33. I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough.

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#34. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

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#35. Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.

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#36. i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric

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#37. When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.

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#38. Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.

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#39. Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.

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