Epitaphs Ellegy Humor Quotes

#1. I get recognised sometimes. But I just live my life. I get on the bus, I get on the subway, it's not a problem.

Joan Allen

#2. Butterflies and zebras And moonbeams and fairy tales That's all she ever thinks about Riding with the wind.

Jimi Hendrix

#3. If you walk backwards, you will never stub your toe.

Harvey MacKay

#4. In fact, if you look at the root word of phonograph it just means phonetics of graphology, phono-graph, writing with sound, so graphology. You know graffiti, same root word.

DJ Spooky

#5. Galen can't think of anything else he would add to Grom's argument. In fact, he probably wouldn't have been as eloquent; he was about to call the entire thing off and send them back to where they came from. Which is why it is a very good thing that Grom is king instead of Galen.

Anna Banks

#6. The English public always feels perfectly at ease when a mediocrity is talking to it.

Oscar Wilde

#7. It's more than unsettling to realize there are large companies out there developing backdoors, exploits and trojans.

Mikko Hypponen

#8. What is this?" "A Smart Car." It looks like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car. I wouldn't be surprised if Westford had said it was one of those toy cars that kids drive around.

Simone Elkeles

#9. The lust of the flesh directs these desires [of personal union], however, to satisfaction of the body, often at the cost of a real and full communion of persons.

Pope John Paul II

#10. Guys always think tears are a sign of weakness. They're a sign of FRUSTRATION. She's only crying so she won't cut your throat in your sleep. So make nice and be grateful.

Donna Barr

#11. The American people voted to restore integrity and honesty in Washington, D.C., and the Democrats intend to lead the most honest, most open and most ethical Congress in history.

Nancy Pelosi

#12. job left vacant two weeks ago by death - the managership of the Pittsburgh Works. "How gay can a party get?

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#13. One thing I've learned is, if you're too focused on the falling and how horribly it's going to hurt, you don't see what's around you. You might miss the very thing you can hang onto, something that could stop the fall altogether. So if you stay calm ... .

Madeleine Urban

#14. -you know no one wanted to see the old boy go. I bet where ever he is, the fishing's good"
"Given his surely behavior, the fish might be fried where he is,

Robyn Carr

#15. We want perfection without practice. Yet everyone is harmed if no one is trained for the future. So

Atul Gawande

#16. Control over a woman is the only form of dominance most men possess, for most men are merely subjects of more powerful men.

Marilyn French