Enemas Quotes

#1. When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

Emo Philips

#2. Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.

George V. Higgins

#3. Most enema scenes are intensely sociable ones, with two or more people gathered around a vessel that supports, on its lid, a cup for drinking and a syringe for enemas (e.g., K530, K4605).

Stephen Houston

#4. Let the old woman have her God, God was as necessary for old women as enemas and Lipton tea bags.

Stephen King

#5. The NHS cannot be privatised if that's not the will of the Scottish people, and the Scottish health service will have the funding that's necessary if that's also the will of the Scottish people.

Gordon Brown

#6. Perhaps you like to torture yourself by trying on some jeans from a few years ago to see if you can button them. Clothes do not exist to humiliate their owners. Please do not force garments into performing psychological tasks for which they were not designed.

Tim Gunn

#7. Women should stick together. Didn't you learn anything yet?

Grace Paley

#8. Today, every skirmish in every part of the planet is broadcast straight into your living room live, in HD ... over and over again.

Peter Diamandis

#9. When war becomes the most profitable course of action, we can certainly expect more of it.

Chalmers Johnson

#10. Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

Scott Adams