Emergency Call Center Quotes

#1. As usual I was working the graveyard shift - an irony I reveled in - at an emergency call center. What other shift would a vampire feel comfortable working?

Pat Henshaw

#2. When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn't sure if the city would object.

John Gates

#3. I believe that "love" is not about forgiveness, it's about acceptance, and acceptance keeps relationships alive.

Morgan Parker

#4. The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.

Frank Zappa

#5. I just want to be healthy and stay alive and keep my family going and everything and keep my friends going and try to do something so that this world will be peaceful. That is the most ambitious and the most difficult thing, but I'm there trying to do it.

Yoko Ono

#6. A conjurer gets no credit once he has explained his trick;

Arthur Conan Doyle

#7. I abhor every common-place phrase by which wit is intended

Jane Austen