Emelda Table Lamp Quotes

#1. After facing backlash from customers, Subway says it will remove a chemical in its bread that is also found in yoga mats. Some people were like, 'You mean I've been eating a dangerous chemical?' While most people were like, 'You mean I can eat my yoga mat?'

Jimmy Fallon

#2. Art has the power to transform, to illuminate, to educate, inspire and motivate.

Harvey Fierstein

#3. I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day

Douglas Coupland

#4. People are shameless when it comes to cake. It's

Becky Albertalli

#5. No one forgets that they were once captive, even if they are now free.

Yaa Gyasi

#6. Being married does not necessarily mean being appreciated; some men treat their girlfriends, and some treat their mistresses, way better than some treat their wives. (What's more, some men treat their mistresses way better than they treat their wives)

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#7. Friday dusk becomes Friday evening. The park is feverish with life. A young Asian man screams into his mobile phone, not stopping to listen: a young man with his heart in his penis.

Craig Stone

#8. You can't blame your crimes on someone else; they're your own responsibility.

Kanae Minato

#9. The greater fool theory states that the price of an object is determined not by its intrinsic value, but rather by irrational beliefs and expectations of market participants. As long as there is a greater fool around the corner willing to pay a higher price, the value will continue to rise,

Ashwin Sanghi

#10. Art is the method of levitation, in order to separate one's self from enslavement by the earth.

Anais Nin

#11. Information is what you put in empty heads to keep them empty.

Marty Rubin