Embalming Fluid Quotes

#1. I am an offspring of the dead. I am descended from the deceased. I am the progeny of phantoms. My ancestors are the illustrious multitudes of the defunct, grand and innumerable. My lineage is longer than time. My name is written in embalming fluid in the book of death. A noble race is mine.

Thomas Ligotti

#2. I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

Woody Allen

#3. Paperwork is the embalming fluid of bureaucracy, maintaining an appearance of life where none exists.

Robert H. Meltzer

#4. Presidential ambition is a disease that can only be cured by embalming fluid .

John McCain

#5. (What she perhaps didn't realize is that the embalming fluid pumped into the veins expands the body's erectile tissues, with the result that male anatomy lab cadavers may be markedly better endowed in death than they were in life.)

Mary Roach

#6. What happened to him? (Lioness) He pissed me off. (Savitar) Why hasn't one of the other jaguars taken his place? (Lioness) He pissed me off ... big time. (Savitar)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Hedge-fund managers make too much money relative to their social utility. I wish their rewards were a bit closer to those of, say, schoolteachers.

David Ignatius

#8. All shall love me and despair.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#9. Well wakey fucking wakey, sunbeam! Life's fucking Borstal!

David Mitchell

#10. Conceive a canvas for a lyrical or fairytale buffoonery, for a pantomime, and translate it into a serious novel. Drown everything in an abnormal and dreamy atmosphere, - in the atmosphere of the great days. - It must be something soothing, - even serene in its passion. - Regions of pure Poetry.

Charles Baudelaire

#11. It's important to me that the words that I put out there into the cosmos, into the universe, be empowering or somehow positive for people that hear them, or maybe be cathartic if someone is having a relationship that's having a tough time.

Gloria Estefan

#12. I grew up in Baltimore which is a one of the biggest drug cities. I've seen a lot of drugs ... so it was always around me, but I never really indulged in those type of activities. I never used drugs in my life and I was blessed enough with the wisdom and the strength to move forward.

Mario

#13. We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

Tug McGraw

#14. One way of reading my life is that I have been in constant search for a father.

Christine Keeler

#15. Love of animals is a universal impulse, a common ground on which all of us may meet. By loving and understanding animals, perhaps we humans shall come to understand each other.

Louis J. Camuti

#16. I think of the friendships I've strained, the generosity I've exploited, the bridges I've torched. Do as the heavens have done, forget your evil; with them, forgive yourself. There may be hope for me yet.

Anthony Ervin

#17. Who are you trying to impress? You're twisting yourself into knots trying to fit in with this crowd. It isn't worth it.

Stephanie Clifford

#18. The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.

Guy De Maupassant

#19. I learned a lot from playing those late-night, 1-to-4 A.M. gigs with my band, and playing when no one was listening.

Rachel Platten

#20. no doubt that evil is more contagious than good, therefore, it's more powerful.

Anonymous