Elvis Presley Marilyn Monroe Quotes

#1. If things look badly to-day they may look better tomorrow.

Horace

#2. Jesus has a special, compassionate concern for those who are broken and needy.

Sinclair B. Ferguson

#3. But, you're just a girl!" Ben said, his eyes widening with suprise and indignation.

The green eyes glanced downwards and before he could move, Ben felt a sharp point pricking at his throat.

"No, not just a girl..." the thief answered softly, "a girl with a knife!

Richard Denning

#4. ELVIS & MARILYN:
The deader they get -
the more money they make.

Chocolate Waters

#5. John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.

David Letterman

#6. You're no Elvis Presley, I'm no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you're sexy, just thought I'd tell you so.

Dolly Parton

#7. The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.

Hesiod

#8. Happiness is there when expectations meet the reality.

Debasish Mridha

#9. Everest is a big, pretentious name for a new-born. But would Dympna have named her only son Everest if she had known that he would be a fat albino boy? The comparisons with the snow-covered mountain peak are startling, to be fair.

Jonathan Dunne

#10. I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.

Jimmy Carr

#11. I love talking to spirits. Maybe we can try contacting Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley next.

Jody Morse