Elson Quotes

#1. Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

Nicki Elson

#2. You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?

Nicki Elson

#3. You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me.

Nicki Elson

#4. The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

Nicki Elson

#5. I was afraid of being judged too harshly. But I'd let those fears overwhelm me for far too long.

Karen Elson

#6. It's time to give back; you know, I've lived in this beautiful world of fashion for so long, and it's time to really get my hands dirty and get in the trenches and see the world for what it really is.

Karen Elson

#7. Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.

Nicki Elson

#8. The interesting thing with fashion is that it's really a massive daydream.

Karen Elson

#9. I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

Nicki Elson

#10. It's just this huge sense of relief I have with myself right now ... It took me to be 31 to go, 'Wow, I'm really happy being a model.'

Karen Elson

#11. What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won't quit? Think about the primary function of an ass - I'd think that's the sort of thing you might want to quit.

Nicki Elson

#12. It's complicated. He's not ... ' Human? 'He's playing hard to get.

Nicki Elson

#13. I tend to sort of over-accessorize, but to feel empowered, I strip it all down and become minimal so that it's almost counterintuitive.

Karen Elson

#14. I love Jen Meyer - she's a dear friend, and Tabitha Simmons as well.

Karen Elson

#15. Chapter 1:
I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

Nicki Elson

#16. Well, a lot's happened since I last showered.

Nicki Elson

#17. Research on the Internet, research what people say about the vintage stores, look online to see if customer service is good because that's really important. Also to see online what other customers say.

Karen Elson

#18. Trends come and go, and style evolves. It's important to have pieces of jewelry that are timeless and look chic despite ever-changing fashions.

Karen Elson

#19. I like those stories that capture the brutality of life, but there's still some kind of melancholy romance.

Karen Elson

#20. Without clean water, we cannot experience optimum health, but by practically every public health standard issued during the past 50 years, humans have not experienced optimum health. One of the reasons for this fact is simple: the Earth's water is in crisis.

Elson M. Haas

#21. I've been in a New York City-based cabaret for the past seven years called The Citizens Band. It's possibly one of the most brilliant things I've ever been involved with.

Karen Elson

#22. Son of a Merryweather, he's a lot stronger than he looks.

Nicki Elson

#23. I know every guy here, and they're all pretty much jerks.

Nicki Elson

#24. Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

Nicki Elson

#25. As a model, I am at the mercy of everybody else. It's much more of a situation where I go to work, put the clothes on, get in front of the camera, and then go home. But in that process, I never really have control over any of it.

Karen Elson

#26. Me? I go wherever the wind blows ... and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.

Nicki Elson

#27. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

Nicki Elson

#28. At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me where I am now, which is quite ironic.

Karen Elson

#29. She didn't dare expose her heart the way she'd exposed her body.

Nicki Elson

#30. Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

Nicki Elson

#31. Even though I have lived in the States since I was 18, in my head I am still very British, and I do have this romance for towns in Middle America that nobody gets to see.

Karen Elson

#32. If a model is going to make some shoes, she's going to make them comfortable.

Karen Elson

#33. C'mon good girl, be bad.

Nicki Elson

#34. She'd treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity.

Nicki Elson

#35. Being a model, you're always the product of somebody else's vision.

Karen Elson

#36. He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her.

Nicki Elson

#37. I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

Nicki Elson

#38. At some hotels, I feel like I have to be dressed to the nines - perfectly eccentric - to walk out the door.

Karen Elson

#39. Ultimately, I've learned to pride myself on being quirky. I very much adore people who are outcasts, and I've always loved to be around interesting, circus-type people.

Karen Elson

#40. Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

Nicki Elson

#41. As scary as it is, I like making real, direct eye contact with people from the stage. In a sense, it's like modeling: that feeling of locking in and projecting some kind of emotion to try to captivate people.

Karen Elson

#42. I find it quite hard for me to pull off. It's so nice to have a tan and look healthy and glowing. I'd quite like to look like Karen Elson - she looks good pale. I feel like I look a bit washed out.

Lara Stone

#43. He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport ... He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States.

Nicki Elson

#44. How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

Nicki Elson

#45. You don't just wake up one morning and decide to become a singer-songwriter.

Karen Elson

#46. If I wasn't a model, I would never have been around interesting musicians, even had the financial capabilities to say, 'I don't have to work right now. I can sit and make my record.'

Karen Elson

#47. He'd only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he'd missed her all day long.

Nicki Elson

#48. I constantly have a devil on my shoulder telling me that what I'm doing is really horrible, and then somehow the lightning strike happens, and everything comes together.

Karen Elson

#49. Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

Nicki Elson

#50. I feel like somehow I'm living my life mentally in reverse. It's taken me to my 30s to feel relaxed and comfortable in my skin. I think I'm going to be dancing on tables when I'm 50. I really hope I am.

Karen Elson

#51. I don't want my children to ever think that food is taboo.

Karen Elson

#52. I'm a fan of creating the mood and vibe with flowers, candles, and music. I love making my guests feel like it's not formal and they can relax in my home.

Karen Elson

#53. Think about your menu, and if you're not a skilled chef - which I'm not - follow a recipe. You can't go wrong if you don't cut the fine print.

Karen Elson

#54. I'm surrounded by freaks. Am I weirder than the rest of them? Ultimately I've learned to pride myself on being quirky.

Karen Elson

#55. Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

Nicki Elson

#56. She'd never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.

Nicki Elson

#57. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

Nicki Elson

#58. Oh. It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning - none of which merely meant oh.

Nicki Elson

#59. I just love vintage. I have far too many vintage dresses.

Karen Elson

#60. I'm dedicating my time to going on tour and basically juggling music, modeling, and being a mother. Being a mother is obviously the most important.

Karen Elson

#61. I was always the weirdo at school.

Karen Elson

#62. In you, she saw hope.""You mean she saw his next meal.

Nicki Elson

#63. I would go home and be this insular girl who listened to music and brooded in her bedroom.

Karen Elson

#64. I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

Nicki Elson

#65. I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

Nicki Elson

#66. No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.

Nicki Elson

#67. You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

Nicki Elson

#68. In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

Nicki Elson

#69. One girl came up to me - I remember it so vividly - she said, "You're not fit to model socks." It crushed me. But at the same time, it made me unbelievably determined to prove everybody wrong and prove to myself that I could live an incredible life.

Karen Elson

#70. I've been writing songs since I was at least 20. That's what I wanted to do before I became a model.

Karen Elson

#71. I feel Dress for Success is basically about empowering women who were in a disadvantaged situation. The act of wearing a suit when she's walking in the door, it's so powerful - it's about gaining control of their lives and situations.

Karen Elson

#72. In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

Nicki Elson

#73. She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she'd like to make that noise again ... with him.

Nicki Elson

#74. In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?

Nicki Elson

#75. I was always singing as a kid. That's honestly all I've ever wanted to do.

Karen Elson

#76. I was always the weirdo at school. When I became a model [at 16], I didn't tell anybody. I was terrified that the kids would rip me to pieces.

Karen Elson

#77. What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

Nicki Elson

#78. She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

Nicki Elson

#79. I am a woman. I go on set, and I'll be who I am, and I'll represent who I am. I think it comes with age.

Karen Elson

#80. Free drinks have no carbs.

Nicki Elson

#81. I knew I had more in me than just standing up and having my picture taken ... Being in the studio, I have to have an opinion.

Karen Elson

#82. Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.

Nicki Elson

#83. Obviously there are going to be a lot of skeptics. I only hope I can prove them wrong and give the idea of model-slash-anything a genuine chance.

Karen Elson

#84. The candle's flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

Nicki Elson

#85. That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

Nicki Elson

#86. I had a diary full of lyrics and whatnot and a little voice recorder of guitar riffs.

Karen Elson

#87. It's like a meatloaf.

Nicki Elson

#88. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy.

Nicki Elson

#89. It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

Nicki Elson

#90. I am obsessed with the Great Depression and with former showgirls - and the Victorians - the idea of wistful, dark romance.

Karen Elson

#91. Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he and I can't be just friends." "And just because you don't have to insert batteries into him doesn't mean you can't be more.

Nicki Elson

#92. If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!

Nicki Elson

#93. I think Jennifer Lawrence is a brilliant role model for young girls, not some of the models that I see on the runway.

Karen Elson

#94. I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.

Nicki Elson

#95. There was this moment, particularly after I had my first child, where I felt like, 'I don't know if I'll ever make a record, or if this is always going to be something just floating around in my head.'

Karen Elson