Elmer's Glue Quotes

#1. Once they've borne children, mothers can construct virtually any costume using scissors, felt, Elmer's glue, and a leftover pen spring. They're like the Special Forces of crafts.

Drew Magary

#2. Paulie looked thoughtful. 'Well don't use Elmer's glue,' he warned. 'it sure didn't work on the Blackberry.

Dia Reeves

#3. I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue all over it. And my father had to be this ex-football star. He didn't know what to tell his friends, so he told them all I had Polio. On Father's Day, I used to limp for him.

Matthew West

#4. Research cited by Robert Cohen has made the point that there is up to a gallon of extra mucus in the body created as a result of drinking dairy. The mucus problem is associated with the fact that 87 percent of milk protein is casein, the main ingredient of Elmer's Glue.

Gabriel Cousens

#5. Poetry has saved me on occasions when people couldn't.

Sanober Khan

#6. We need to call sin what the Bible calls it and not soften it with modern expressions borrowed from our culture.

Jerry Bridges

#7. In my experience, men who sit in corners are the ones to watch.

Lindsey Davis

#8. Oppressed people are frequently very oppressive when first liberated. They know but two positions: somebody's foot on their neck or their foot on somebody's neck.

Florynce Kennedy

#9. As one grows weaker one is less susceptible to suffering. There is less hurt because there is less to hurt.

Jack London

#10. Sadness comes from feeling sorry for yourself and happiness from joy. I stopped talking

Anne Frank

#11. Why, there's no remedy; 'tis the curse of service, Preferment goes by letter and affection, And not by old gradation, where each second Stood heir to the first. Now, sir, be judge yourself Whether I in any just term am affin'd To love the Moor.

William Shakespeare

#12. Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.

Tom Robbins

#13. Care and labor are as much correlated to human existence as shadow is to light ...

Harriet Beecher Stowe

#14. We look in ... Germany for a superstar. We began with 10,000 people, which applied. From these 10,000, 100 was selected. The jury is unbelievably competent.

Michelle Hunziker