Elke Sommer Quotes

#1. I love money and money loves me.

Reverend Ike

#2. Should I really tell her how that made me feel? How I thought for sure Les had something to do with it or that it was divine intervention or a freaking miracle? Because I honestly feel like it was too perfect to be chalked up to coincidence.

Colleen Hoover

#3. There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
[Interview, The Paris Review, Summer 1956]

Dorothy Parker

#4. The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. It is important to understand the purpose of criticism. Criticism is not meant to punish, but rather to correct something that is preventing better results. The only goal of criticism or discipline is improvement. You must keep that in mind and try to the best of your ability to use tact.

John Wooden

#6. I like to let my racket do the talking.

Rod Laver

#7. And the reason I really appreciated this is because after the picture came out, I was invited by the American Psychiatric Association to give a lecture. I couldn't believe it!

Rod Steiger

#8. Applying good sense to religion and religion to life. This is the field in which I design to labor

Theodore Parker

#9. I pulled him close. "You can try your best. The only problem is after this is all over with reality is going to be waiting for me."
He took my shirt off and tossed it over his shoulder pulling me down on the couch. He kissed me again, biting at my lip. "Ignorance is bliss.

Holly Hood

#10. Your genome sequence will become a vital part of your medical record, thereby providing critical information about how to optimize your wellness.

Leroy Hood

#11. I promise to plant kisses like seeds on you body, so in time you can grow to love yourself as I love you.

Tyler Knott Gregson

#12. Follow your dreams and beielve in your heart day after day. Then sit back and just watch great things happen in your life!

Taliah Pina

#13. The only faithfulness people have is to emotions they're trying to recapture

Norman Mailer

#14. Sometimes a person needs to hear you forgive them so they can start to forgive themselves.

Rachel Gibson

#15. Maybe the reason it's easier to shrug away one who has made us their secret love is simply because we know our own flaws; we know under the right light, that illusion they believe will fall, and show us for what we really are instead of who they secretly hope us to be.

Stefanie Schneider