Elder Bloom Quotes

#1. Well, it was kind of an accident, because plastic is not what I meant to invent. I had just sold photograph paper to Eastman Kodak for 1 million dollars.

Leo Baekeland

#2. I don't need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.

Katy Perry

#3. I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It'd be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!

Jackson Rathbone

#4. When was the last time I'd had a relationship like that? I think I had shown that much affection to a Snicker's ice cream bar once, but it had been a tragically one-sided affair.

R.S. Grey

#5. Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.

Simon R. Green

#6. The only matter that could take Egypt to war again is water.

Anwar Sadat

#7. It's more frugal to wear ties that are given to you.

Jim Flaherty

#8. One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.

Cynthia Heimel

#9. At dusk they pour from the sky. They blow across the ramparts, turn cartwheels over rooftops, flutter into the ravines between houses. Entire streets swirl with them, flashing white against the cobbles. Urgent message to the inhabitants of this town, they say. Depart immediately to open country.

Anthony Doerr

#10. I've given myself over to a devil, and God help me, all of the misery has been worth it for this very fucking moment.

Stevie J. Cole

#11. Admittedly, his dinners consisted only of two or three courses, and were prepared by an ex-soldier, but the champagne flowed like water.

Alexander Pushkin