Top 13 Effed Quotes
#1. Carter may have just beaten the crap out of me, he may have shot me in the back, but he'd bought me Dr. Pepper. I know it was effed up, but somehow, it balanced out.
Emily McKay
#2. If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!
Chris Rock
#4. But so often, before words can rise to the mind to imply the ineffable, the ineffable has effed off.
Gregory Maguire
#5. He was the only boy I'd found worth dating in God knows how many schools. I mean, ever since he'd been bitten by a werwulf he'd been rock-steady. The best thing about this totally effed-up situation.
Lilith Saintcrow
#6. I've been in this business for years and I'm still befuddled by the ways of this town.
Meg Ryan
#8. Here upon the earth evil is such was Shakespeare's declaration in the most emphatic accent. Iago actually exists. There is also in the earth a sacred passion of deliverance a pure redeeming ardor. Cordelia exists.
Edward Dowden
#9. All around the garage and house were pieces of me, but they couln't put them together. They didn't see the completed puzzle standing in front of them.
Alexandra Bracken
#10. One of the main purpose of art has ever been that of making its indispensable contribution to the growth of entropy of the universal stupidity.
William C. Brown
#11. No, human. I don't know shit about this. I'm just rattling off randomness to confuse you."
Xypher
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#12. It may take a year ... or two ... but it will happen. The war will end, and we'll never again be apart.
And so, adieu, my love.
Your very own,
Violet Aurelia Dancey
Jane Nickerson
#13. How important my books are or anybody's books are, I don't know. I don't think they are terribly important I think that they make people contented during the period they are reading them and this is worth something is to take care of somebody for a couple of hours.
Kurt Vonnegut