Eff This Quotes

#1. What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You know you can't do any of that fun stuff without me.

Christine Zolendz

#2. I'm the most low-maintenance person on the road.

Lee Ann Womack

#3. You can eff off, too, I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for.

Patrick Ness

#4. I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom who?' and when he said 'Tom Jones' I told him to eff off! I thought it was a wind-up!

Ricky Hatton

#5. Aye, and for now, would you mind if I get you out of your clothes and wrap myself around you? It's medicinal you know? For your stitches...and my knee...and, I guess, all the rest of us.

Marquesate

#6. Since I became chairman, I've tried to turn EFF into civil liberties and responsibilities.

Esther Dyson

#7. Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

Douglas Adams

#8. Talent or skill wasn't how you recognized a genius. A genius was the person giving the world the eff-you salute while doing the impossible.

Rae Mariz

#9. Mae West: "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." Wish I could believe her.
So many possibilities in life and so little time!

Judith Somborac

#10. Which is probably why he's never had a gee-eff. You know what that is, right?

Stephen King

#11. I don't go out and pick fights.

Chester Bennington

#12. Except I didn't say eff

Patrick Ness

#13. Eff love. Come out of the situation and look at it third person.

Rihanna

#14. I have drifted away from thinking about these philanthropic things. And it was only as the wealth got large enough and Melinda and I had talked about the view that wealth wasn't something that would be good to just pass to the children.

Bill Gates

#15. Poison cannot penetrate the hand that is free of wounds.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#16. Forever may it remain that way. And may God bless these now-found souls.

Robert Ballard

#17. I think that we have to do our job well, investigate thoroughly and then describe very honestly what we see to the Security Council. And some of the things might please people there and other things may not please the people.

Hans Blix

#18. I know now who I am, what I have been hiding from my entire life, and why I am the way I am. I know I am not broken, and that there's nothing wrong with me.

Scott Hildreth

#19. The banks should give a full, fair, and accurate account of their financial positions and they are failing that test.

Kevin Warsh

#20. Melt their weapons, melt their hearts, melt their anger with love.

Shirley Maclaine

#21. When we're in the act of wandering, we need to be present, not watching though a lens.

Jennifer Niven

#22. WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?" I roar, but I don't say "eff", now do I? Cuz it seems the situashun calls for something a little stronger. "WHAT EFFING PLAN?

Patrick Ness

#23. Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word.

Carol Lynch Williams

#24. Lies are essential to humanity.

Marcel Proust

#25. Never underestimate yourself when you do what is right.
Never overestimate yourself when you do what is wrong.

Roy Bennett

#26. I don't need new boots I got bluchers back down home.
Eff the effing bluchers I'll buy you new adjectival effing elastic sided boots.

Peter Carey

#27. She glares at me resentfully, like I'm being unfair. But she's probably going to try to kill me, and kill me righteously, so eff you very much.

Kendare Blake