Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Funny Quotes

#1. The smartest thing I did in law school: asking my future wife to go out dancing with me. The smartest thing I did when practicing law: quitting. The smartest thing I've done in writing: following my own head and writing what I wanted to write, and nothing but.

Ben Fountain

#2. I feel the same way about clothes as I do about food. I want everything,

Mindy Kaling

#3. I really love a red lip, especially when I am feeling tired, as it brightens my whole face.

Miranda Kerr

#4. Men are all alike. Grown-up children.

Suzanne Woods Fisher

#5. The reading eye must do the work to make them live, and so it did, again and again, never the same life twice, as the artist had intended.

A.S. Byatt

#6. There's no good idea that cannot be improved on.

Michael Eisner

#7. Bobby Edson, like most coaches, was a kind of mystic: he believed the cosmos was endowed with an ineffable muffling system that rendered all the racist, sexist, tasteless and denigrating remarks made by coaches inaudible to the students about whom they bellowed them.

David James Duncan

#8. I've written quite a variety of songs, everything from kids songs to political satire, and my dad covered a fairly large range, also.

Arlo Guthrie

#9. I believe that what so saddens the reformer is not his sympathy with his fellows in distress, but, though he be the holiest son of God, is his private ail. Let this be righted, let the spring come to him, the morning rise over his couch, and he will forsake his generous companions without apology.

Henry David Thoreau

#10. Our congressional district is the fastest growing in the state. Nowhere is there a greater need for new and improved roads and transit systems that will spare us the hours we spend each day in traffic.

Judy Biggert

#11. I decided to become an actor because I was failing in school and I needed the credits.

Dustin Hoffman