Top 14 Ed Byrne Quotes

#1. Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.

Dolly Parton

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#2. Don't use language instrumentally

Jordan B. Peterson

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#3. For humble individuals like myself, there is one poor comfort, which is this, viz. that gout, unlike any other disease, kills more rich men than poor, more wise men than simple.

Thomas Sydenham

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#4. Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we're having a psycho reunion this week ... Oh wait, it's Mardi Gras. Duh. (Talon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#5. Science, as it reaches the public mind, has both served to discredit and unintentionally reaffirmed mystical ideas.

Mitch Horowitz

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#6. It came to Mary now that her mother had been right, after all; Mary had been born for this. In sixteen years she'd shot along the shortest route she could find between life and death, as the crow flew.

Emma Donoghue

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#7. The only ironic thing about that song is that it's called 'Ironic' and it is written by a woman who doesn't know what irony is. That's quite ironic when you think about it.

(on Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic')

Ed Byrne

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#8. (According to The New York Times, "the top 20 service contractors have spent nearly $300 million since 2000 on lobbying and have donated $23 million to political campaigns." The Bush administration, in turn, increased the amount spent on contractors by roughly $200 billion between 2000 and 2006.)

Naomi Klein

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#9. Qualities I sought in a scientific theory were naturalness, inner perfection and logical simplicity from an aesthetic approach.

Albert Einstein

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#10. The social order, though necessary, is essentially evil, whatever it may be.

Simone Weil

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#11. The tempo is the suitcase. If the suitcase is too small, everything is completely wrinkled. If the tempo is too fast, everything becomes so scrambled you can't understand it.

Daniel Barenboim

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#12. Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today.

Diana Rowland

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#13. Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.

Ed Byrne

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#14. Her hair spilled over the pillow like a bottle of overturned ink.

John Fante

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