Ecg Funny Quotes

#1. If we have not enough in our religion to share it with all the world, it is doomed here at home.

David Livingstone

#2. At age nineteen I did not want to accept the possibility that a man's murder could be treated with the social significance of a hangnail that had been snipped off someone's finger.

James Lee Burke

#3. The pay and privilege of the captains of industry are now so closely linked to the quarterly dividend that they may find it personally unrewarding to do what is right for the company.

W. Edwards Deming

#4. Ideation without execution is delusion

Robin Sharma

#5. I went to a boarding school with a strong Maori tradition, where we were taught all about the haka.

Jonah Lomu

#6. I prepare myself well. I know what I can do before I go in. I'm always confident.

Bobby Fischer

#7. The callous use of general warrants and the disregard for the Bill of Rights must end. Forcing us to choose between our rights and our safety is a false choice and we are better than that as a nation and as a people.

Rand Paul

#8. I'd rather wake up to a blanket full of spiders than for my new roomie to catch me with an accidental hard-on.

G.L. Tomas

#9. All I can look after is my own farm, serve those who seek when they are sick. I have children to look after so that they will not know what hunger is.
-Istak

F. Sionil Jose

#10. We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch

Eddie Cantor

#11. Books, we are told, propose to instruct or to amuse. Indeed! A true antithesis to knowledge, in this case, is not pleasure, but power. All that is literature seeks to communicate power; all that is not literature, to communicate knowledge.

Thomas De Quincey

#12. In heaven I will find you.
Among the pigeons and scraped bodies. The sky's spinning round and
round. Vultured color. Darkness throbbing. Like a child spun round
and round. It does not stop.

Rauan Klassnik

#13. And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So maybe during the day, I can rush around and undo the damage.

Chuck Palahniuk