Eat Your Breakfast Quotes

#1. No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth to say you aren't everything I know you are, I'll stuff that bagel in it. Plain. Without cream cheese.
Healthy food
the ultimate threat.

Rob Thurman

#2. Why, you don't seem even to know the good of the things you are constantly doing. Now don't mistake me. I don't mean you are good for doing them. It is a good thing to eat your breakfast, but you don't fancy it's very good of you to do it. The thing is good, not you.

George MacDonald

#3. Eat your breakfast. We have a train to board." - Daniel
"I'm not a child, Captain." - Julianna
"Yes. I am very much aware of that fact, thank you." - Daniel

Andrea Boeshaar

#4. Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Josh Billings

#5. My eating is pretty consistent. I like Greek yogurt for breakfast. I eat two giant salads a day, a broiled meat or fish, and a dark green vegetable at every meal.

Veronica Webb

#6. If I could, I'd eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Lauren Johnson

#7. Don't eat
those nice green dollars your wife
gives you for breakfast.

Denise Levertov

#8. You could be a rebel, a profound thinker, and a rock and roll maniac and still eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and drink a nice cup of tea with your friends.

Pamela Des Barres

#9. That's what life is. Life is where you sleep and what you see when you wake up in the morning, and who you tell about your weird dream, and what you eat for breakfast and who you eat it with. Life isn't something that happens to you. It's something you make yourself, all the time." -Celeste

Rebecca Stead

#10. Good friendships are like breakfast. You think you're too busy to eat breakfast, but then you find yourself exhausted and cranky halfway through the day, and discover that your attempt to save time totally backfired.

Shauna Niequist

#11. Even as a kid, I never liked breakfast. I just don't like to eat then. I like to get up and work. I think sticking a whole bunch of carbohydrates in your stomach in the morning is probably the worst way to begin the day.

Candace Bushnell

#12. Life is where you sleep and what you see when you wake up in the morning, and who you tell about your weird dream, and what you eat for breakfast and who you eat it with. Life isn't something that happens to you. It's something you make yourself, all the time.

Rebecca Stead

#13. We'll go by helicopter to Seattle?" "Yes." "Why?" He grins wickedly. "Because I can. Finish your breakfast." How can I eat now? I'm going to Seattle by helicopter with Christian Grey. And he wants to bite my lip ... I squirm at the thought.

E.L. James

#14. Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Elayne Boosler

#15. Instructions for Adam
Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your door keyes. Laugh. Eat pot-noodles for breakfast. Miss lectures. Be irresponsible.

Jenny Downham

#16. Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.

Michael Pollan

#17. Heaven to be the first one up and to eat breakfast all alone.

Katharine Hepburn

#18. I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

Christopher Moore

#19. Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast.

Steve Pavlina

#20. Get used to eating cold toast. Draw your breakfast every day. Then eat it.

Danny Gregory

#21. Kyle held out his hand and Reid shook it like a good sport, but he made sure to add a little extra pressure and a meaningful stare in the universal male Don't-f**k-with-this-chick-or-I'll-eat-your-heart-for-breakfast-with-my-Wheaties look.

Gina L. Maxwell

#22. Anisette! You will eat your food, not demonstrate aerial warfare across the table with it.

T.A. Miles

#23. According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes.

Jimmy Fallon

#24. I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

Bette Davis

#25. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous.

Jack Nicholson

#26. I still don't get why I have to eat breakfast if you don't," Josie muttered.
"Because you have to be a certain age to earn the right to ruin your own life.

Lisa Kleypas

#27. I'd been given the hard stare by men a lot more dangerous than Donald Cole, men who would cut you up before breakfast then eat your heart and liver for lunch, and laugh with glee while they were doing it.

James Carol