Eat The Booty Like Groceries Quotes

#1. Nowadays, it's good to eat the booty like groceries, but back then, going down on a woman was sort of "Ew."

Jensen Karp

#2. As a child, when his mother would pray that he would have a hedge of protection or a hedge of angels around him, he would think, "Anyone can jump a hedge. How hard is that? Forget the hedge of angels; I'm praying for a dome of angels.

Jonathan Acuff

#3. For one day there will be nothing left, yet we will have something. -me-
I tried to wait for my life to begin. Something has to happen. Like an amazing boy. I know he's out there. I just have to find him.

Susane Colasanti

#4. If a woman chooses to support her husband and become First Lady, I believe she must do so with the understanding that the public expects the full-meal deal.

Venita Ellick

#5. Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

George Carlin

#6. Sorrow is my own yard where the new grass flames as it has flamed often before but not with the cold fire that closes round me this year.

William Carlos Williams

#7. So easy in the woods to daydream and
pray to the local spirits and say "Allow me to stay here, I only want peace" and
those foggy peaks answer back mutely Yes

Jack Kerouac