Easter Morning Quotes

#1. Rang in my ears like Easter morning churchbells in Rome, rumble from an unmuffled Harley, fireworks shells exploding over a Fourth-of-July parade.

Dennis Vickers

#2. How slow the shadow creeps: but when 'tis past How fast the shadows fall. How fast! How fast!

Hilaire Belloc

#3. You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere.

Gene Autry

#4. To many Americans, everything from the Easter morning to the Ascension had to be made up by the groveling enthusiasts as part of their plan to get themselves martyred.

Antonin Scalia

#5. I had hurt her feelings, I found out later; I didn't know I had that power.

Ned Vizzini

#6. I gave the dog a last scratch and he smiled and wagged his heavy tail. He didn't look like a dog that stole and ate children. He looked like a dog that might steal chocolate-covered Easter eggs.

Richard Bradford

#7. Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

Aziz Ansari

#8. Fear is danger to your body, but disgust is danger to your soul.

Diane Ackerman

#9. I think television's become a downright dangerous thing. It has no moral barometer whatsoever. If you want to talk about something that is all about money, just watch the television.

Tom Petty

#10. It's amazing how the world has changed because, at that time [2005], a lot of actors didn't want to play a gay role.

Jake Gyllenhaal

#11. The prince must be a lion, but he must also know how to play the fox.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#12. Contacting a government office on a weekend is like phoning the Pope on Easter morning.

Kathy Reichs