Earnestly Tenderly Jesus Quotes

#1. Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

Billy Gardell

#2. One of the extraordinary things about human events is that the unthinkable becomes thinkable.

Salman Rushdie

#3. Literary qualifications have no more to do with it than oratory has with salesmanship. One must be able to express himself briefly, clearly, and convincingly, just as a salesman must.

Claude C. Hopkins

#4. A lot of people think I was an overnight success, but I was an opening act for three or four years, and then I signed my contract with EMI. Then it kind of blew up overnight.

Vanilla Ice

#5. Don't worry, baby. I'm going to worship every inch of your delicious body, and then I'm going to fuck you so hard you won't be able to walk straight.

M.K. Schiller

#6. Every minute you spend in planning saves 10 minutes in execution; this gives
you a 1,000 percent Return on Energy!

Brian Tracy

#7. But you never know what you can do until you try, and if you're lucky, what you love will always be waiting for you

Sarah Dessen

#8. What scares me least? The Afterlife. Really. Who cares? I'm going to be a good person no matter what is supposed to happen after I die.

Sherman Alexie

#9. My mission is to lead the country out of a bad situation of corruption, depression and slavery. After I rid the country of these vices, I will then organize and supervise a general election of a genuinely democratic civilian government.

Idi Amin