Eamon Dunphy Quotes

#1. Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

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#2. If you don't come walking back to the pits every once in a while holding a steering wheel in your hands, you're not trying hard enough

Mario Andretti

#3. Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

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#4. Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

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#5. He's one of the biggest whingers in world football ... he's a bloody eejit.

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#6. They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

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#7. I'm obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you've had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too.

Brad Goreski

#8. Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

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#9. Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

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#10. Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

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#11. Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

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#12. Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

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#13. That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

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#14. You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

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#15. If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

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#16. We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

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#17. He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

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#18. I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

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#19. When one is able to overcome the romantic and emotional attitude, one discovers truth even in the kitchen sink.

Chogyam Trungpa

#20. If you listen to the left track on their album, if you get The Best of the Mamas and Papas, you listen to the left track, you can still hear a little bit of my voice. My son discovered that once.

Barry McGuire

#21. I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

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#22. Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

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#23. We do not spend a great deal of time talking to management.

Walter Schloss

#24. Found out. A nothing player.

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#25. I abhor Earth Hour. Abundant, cheap electricity has been the greatest source of human liberation in the 20th century. Every material social advance in the 20th century depended on the proliferation of inexpensive and reliable electricity.

Ross McKitrick

#26. Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer ...

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#27. In a darkening world where the shadows of violence, political expediency, materialism and junk culture grow ever longer, sport as it is practised by its good pros remains a bastion of decency, a place where virtue is rewarded and cheating exposed.

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#28. That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

Eamon Dunphy