Eaglebear Eastman Quotes

#1. My new hotels will play a leading role in promoting world peace.

Conrad Hilton

#2. What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.

Various

#3. Daddy and I got married kind of accidentally.

Barbara Kingsolver

#4. Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.

Demetri Martin

#5. Come warm weather, I'm going to take a kid fishing; I hope you do to. But nothing would make me happier than to look across the cove or down the stream and see a young one help an old one remember what it is like to be young in Springtime.

Gene Hill

#6. After arriving on the ancestral soil I figured out pretty quickly why that [Italian] heritage swamps all competition. It's a culture that sweeps you in, sits you down in the kitchen, and feeds you so well you really don't want to leave.

Barbara Kingsolver

#7. People brush past us on the street in endless waves, leaving somewhere, headed somewhere else, laughing, smoking, speaking into cell phones, completely oblivious to the holocaust of an entire world casually imploding in their midst.

Jonathan Tropper

#8. My iPhone stays on. All my friends and family know that I hate the phone, so no one calls me on it. I just use it to play Words With Friends and take pictures of cute shoes.

Jasika Nicole

#9. It will soon be difficult to put up a shelf without a degree in shelf putting up.

Tom Hodgkinson