Top 100 Dwayne Quotes
#1. Dwayne's bad chemicals made him take a loaded thirty-eight caliber revolver from under his pillow and stick it in his mouth. This was a tool whose only purpose was to make holes in human beings.
Kurt Vonnegut
#2. I was on the plane with Dwayne You can call me Whitley, I go to Hillman
Nicki Minaj
#3. I was amazing," Dwayne squealed triumphantly as he landed gracefully in the middle of the room. "I did the meld and they bubbled and turned a lovely bluish-orange-green and then BOOM! The sound was incredible. Absolutely fabulous - like fornicating cats and Madonna.
Robyn Peterman
#4. She watched the dark highway and entertained me with her vegetable-soup song, except that now there were people mixed in with the beans and potatoes: Dwayne Ray, Mattie, Esperanza, Lou Ann and all the rest.
And me. I was the main ingredient.
Barbara Kingsolver
#5. When I saw the Twilight movies I thought being a Vampyre was so romantic. When my friends decided to be Vampyres it was so cool. We would do anything to be like Dwayne and Maria and the rest. I got what I wished for but I have no life to enjoy it with.
Abramelin Keldor
#6. Dwayne is right: blood does call to blood. I was always waiting for hers to beckon to mine, but I never considered that it would be my blood that would call upon hers.
Tayari Jones
#7. Everybody on earth was a robot, with one exception - Dwayne Hoover.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#8. Before Dwayne entered his inner office, he read one of many comical signs which Francine had put up on the wall in order to amuse people, to remind them of what they so easily forgot: that people didn't have to be serious all the time.
Kurt Vonnegut
#9. She was a defective child-bearing machine. She destroyed herself automatically while giving birth to Dwayne.
Kurt Vonnegut
#10. All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich.
Christina McMullen
#11. Dwayne McDuffie was one of my favorite writers. When I was growing up, he was one of the few African Americans working in American comics.
Gene Luen Yang
#12. Nowadays, the truth is, I think a lot of the newer generation of action stars usually are pretty self-deprecating and cool. I mean, Dwayne Johnson is a great example.
Adam McKay
#13. Everybody in America was supposed to grab whatever he could and hold on to it. Some Americans were very good at grabbing and holding, were fabulously well-to-do. Others couldn't get their hands on doodley-squat. Dwayne
Kurt Vonnegut
#14. Dwayne's only companion at night was a Labrador retriever named Sparky. Sparky could not wag his tail - because of an automobile accident many years ago, so he had no way of telling other dogs how friendly he was. He had to fight all the time. His ears were in tatters. He was lumpy with scars. ***
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#15. Dwayne Hoover, incidentally, wasn't taking any of this in.
Kurt Vonnegut
#16. Kilgore Trout owned a parakeet named Bill. Like Dwayne Hoover, Trout was all alone at night, except for his pet. Trout, too, talked to his pet. But while Dwayne babbled to his Labrador retriever about love, Trout sneered and muttered to his parakeet about the end of the world.
Kurt Vonnegut
#17. My centaur, Annette thinks, as she looks out the window trying to ignore Dwayne, would find my journal interesting and moving.
Megan Giddings
#18. It's funny: a lot of roles I do read for mention physical presence - like, 'built like a quarterback' - and for me, it's pretty boring because I don't want that to be the most important thing. I'm not trying to be Dwayne Johnson.
Jai Courtney
#19. Like all Earthlings at the point of death, Mary Young sent faint reminders of herself to those who had known her. She released a small cloud of telepathic butterflies, and one of these brushed the cheek of Dwayne Hoover, nine miles away.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#20. Dwayne! Don't be ridiculous. Guy's don't share their girlfriends.'
Why not?'
Because they don't. Men are instinctually competitive. It's so there'll be lots of wars to keep overpopulation in check.
C.D. Payne
#21. Dwayne Hoover's and Kilgore Trout's country, where there was still plenty of everything, was opposed to Communism. It didn't think that Earthlings who had a lot should share it with others unless they really wanted to, and most of them didn't want to. So they didn't have to. ***
Kurt Vonnegut
#22. I've always loved the showmanship of professional wrestling. While I love making movies, I love that platform, too.
Dwayne Johnson
#23. Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
Dwayne Johnson
#24. How families deal with loss, everyone has their own process.
Dwayne Johnson
#25. I've been known to have a good step or two. I'm half Samoan, you know, and part of our culture is singing and dancing daily.
Dwayne Johnson
#26. I was brought up as an only child, and we were very close. But when I was 14, we got evicted. We came home to a padlock, and I looked up at my mom and she was crying, and there was nothing to do.
Dwayne Johnson
#27. The bottom line is simple: It's not about where you sit on Sunday but how you live on Monday.
Dwayne Morris
#29. When he speaks to you he speaks with an earnest vibe and an earnest energy.
Dwayne Johnson
#30. Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I can impact the world through politics. The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President. But don't forget: I am G.I. Joe.
Dwayne Johnson
#31. Every once in a while I get the highly inappropriate proposal which is like, 'Wow, Really! You don't even know me and I don't know you at all, and you want that to happen? Tonight? Ok, I get off work at 7.30.'
Dwayne Johnson
#32. With drive and a bit of talent, you can move mountains.
Dwayne Johnson
#33. My goal as an actor is to grow and try different things.
Dwayne Johnson
#34. I look for characters that are fun and that I'm going to have fun playing. By the way, that's whether it's drama, sci-fi, action, comedy, family movies or action-comedy. I just always want to have fun doing it. That's the bottom line.
Dwayne Johnson
#35. The competitor is our friend and the customer is our enemy.
Dwayne Andreas
#36. Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.
Dwayne Johnson
#37. If you're going to make a comedy and if your sole interest is in making people laugh and feel good and entertaining them, then you check your ego at the door.
Dwayne Johnson
#38. Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet
Dwayne Johnson
#39. Once you believe in who you are and who you were born to be, it can be very powerful.
Dwayne Johnson
#40. It's nice to be important but it's even more important to be nice. I grew up in a world where there were a lot of big physical guys and woman so it's always important to be nice to me.
Dwayne Johnson
#42. The whole idea is just to continue to make movies that I enjoy playing and that audiences are going to enjoy me in, just to put out quality on a lot of different levels.
Dwayne Johnson
#43. I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!
Dwayne Johnson
#44. But being on location and shooting, whether its in Puerto Rico or Atlanta, it always reminds me of how really cool my job can be. Interacting with the fans is one of the best parts of it.
Dwayne Johnson
#45. Any athlete or any actor who's preparing for a long time to step on a stage or step on a field or step on a movie set, who suffers an injury right before you're getting ready to perform or to execute - it is a massive challenge that's thrown your way that you didn't expect.
Dwayne Johnson
#46. I'm very low-key. I don't really blend in, so it's difficult to go out in public. I like to do things that are kind of quiet, whether it's a dinner at my house or a restaurant, or a movie night at home.
Dwayne Johnson
#47. Getting back into the action genre is like going back home. It's great.
Dwayne Johnson
#50. It's important for everybody to creatively honor him in the best way that we possibly can.
Dwayne Johnson
#51. We're the biggest food and agriculture company in the world.
Dwayne Andreas
#52. In Ski Party we are reading up on how to have fun without sex. That was the theme of every AIP picture!
Dwayne Hickman
#53. The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!
Dwayne Johnson
#54. I love the 3D revolution. I love the technology today that continues to push the envelope, continues break the new ground, and continues to raise the bar.
Dwayne Johnson
#56. Even as a small child I never felt that I should have to compete with anyone - even my older brother.
Dwayne Hickman
#57. My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.
Dwayne Johnson
#58. The only place you see a free market is in the speeches of politicians.
Dwayne Andreas
#59. How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks!
Dwayne Johnson
#61. Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.
Dwayne Johnson
#62. Don't be afraid to be ambitious about your goals. Hard work never stops. Neither should your dreams.
Dwayne Johnson
#63. With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.
Dwayne Johnson
#64. Those who are truly brave, shall never live in fear.
Dwayne Johnson
#65. Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
Dwayne Johnson
#66. The goal for me is always to have the opportunity to work in different genres. This is a great and exciting time in my career, where I can have the opportunity to work in different genres, and also I recognize there's not a lot of actors who have that opportunity and I'm grateful for it.
Dwayne Johnson
#67. If I like it, if I think the character is going to be fun, if I think the story is good and if it appeals to me, then I want to do it.
Dwayne Johnson
#68. The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today.
Dwayne Johnson
#69. Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking ... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
Dwayne Johnson
#70. Success isn't overnight. It's when everyday you get a little better than the day before. It all adds up.
Dwayne Johnson
#71. With action films, it's great if it's not just driven by action, but by a good story and interesting characters, as well. Though, there's nothin' like kicking butt!
Dwayne Johnson
#72. I've always felt that the cool thing about being a writer is that all you need is paper to do the job.
Dwayne McDuffie
#73. Reading was what I needed to beat back all that noise and silence, those horrible silences. . . .An ink pen was the only way to carve a voice out of the air and have others hear it.
Reginald Dwayne Betts
#74. I have an immense amount of respect for acting. I've always loved movies and was always fascinated by movie-making. But to become an actor, I wanted to commit myself.
Dwayne Johnson
#75. When I say I'm going to take care of a woman, I don't just mean physically or sexually or romantically. I'm going to take care of her emotionally and spiritually. I'm going to take care of her in all ways. I take a lot of pride in that today.
Dwayne Johnson
#76. Right now I am preparing for another art exhibit in November in Palm Desert.
Dwayne Hickman
#77. Think back 5 yrs ago. Think of where you're at today. Think ahead 5 yrs and what you want to accomplish. Be Unstoppable.
Dwayne Johnson
#78. For me it came from the material. It was so well written and brought the opportunity to work with great actors. And of course the opportunity to 'mince about' was an added element that I wanted to take advantage of!
Dwayne Johnson
#79. The show has brought a lot of pleasure and entertainment to an entire generation of Baby Boomers and now their own teens who watch the show on cable.
Dwayne Hickman
#80. marketing is expanding your sphere of influence to your target audience in order to propel your business forward.
Dwayne Brown
#81. My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I'd like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.
Dwayne Johnson
#82. Warren Beatty has always acted like a Movie Star even when no one knew who he was.
Dwayne Hickman
#83. You don't need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!
Dwayne Johnson
#85. I want to be a man who is truthful and who won't let pride get in the way of my ripping myself open to my partner and saying, 'Here I am. This is me.' I feel there's something powerful when a man reaches a point in his life when he can be completely vulnerable.
Dwayne Johnson
#86. If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a good meal and have a bigger head than most. I'd also say I'm really handsome - especially if they were a female alien.
Dwayne Johnson
#88. Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!
Dwayne Johnson
#89. And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
Dwayne Johnson
#90. If something stands between you and your success - move it. Never be denied.
Dwayne Johnson
#91. I grew up where, when a door closed, a window didn't open. The only thing I had was cracks. I'd do everything to get through those cracks - scratch, claw, bite, push, bleed. Now the opportunity is here. The door is wide open, and it's as big as a garage.
Dwayne Johnson
#92. If you are halfway smart, and you could really listen to the audience, you could really learn a lot.
Dwayne Johnson
#93. Creating things I think, especially as an actor - wanting to bring to the table things that have never been done before, but also making sure they're of high quality and not having a fear.
Dwayne Johnson
#94. The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what it means to you to achieve it.
Dwayne Johnson
#95. But I do believe that there's going to be a time where all movies are going to be made in 3D and it's just going to be a given, and that is going to be an exciting time.
Dwayne Johnson
#96. Not that she wasn't hot - she was super, mega, hot - but not.. approachable. Like, not even the Rock would dare to whistle at her, if you know what I mean.
Stephenie Meyer
#97. The fact of the matter is this: Austin can take his ball, and go home. But as far as The Rock is concerned, as far as I'm concerned, this is home.
Dwayne Johnson
#98. Great success breeds a lot of things, including sequels.
Dwayne Johnson
#99. The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!
Dwayne Johnson
#100. If you've ever been hungry, you can never be full.
Dwayne Johnson
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