Dutch Humor Quotes

#1. Beware of the thief who is after your cash; but be more cautious of the thief in the mind that's after your kind, your promise - your dream, your future.

Bernard Kelvin Clive

#2. Wow!" Dutch exclaimed as he took a gander at me. "You are a beautiful woman, Abby."
"And you have excellent taste!" I deadpanned. I'd waited for years to say that line.

Victoria Laurie

#3. All human cognition begins with intuitions, proceeds from thence to conceptions, and ends with ideas.

Immanuel Kant

#4. But Jesus did not commit Himself to them, because He knew all men, and had no need that anyone should testify of man, for He knew what was in man." (John 2:24,25) Sometimes

Val Waldeck

#5. I only came to give you a second chance.

Alex Flinn

#6. O Lord, I am further away from me than from You!

Sorin Cerin

#7. We don't know to be sad, the weight of our grandparents' love like a blanket with us beneath it, safe and warm.

Jacqueline Woodson

#8. I'm a real girly-girl.

Olivia Culpo

#9. I've been involved with Carnegie Hall for the last 13 years, and Chairman for the last six. I feel really good about what we've done growing our educational programs there, building a board that has made Carnegie Hall really a world-class institution.

Sanford I. Weill

#10. Remember your philosopher's doubts, Miles. Beware! The mind of the believer stagnates. It fails to grow outward into an unlimited, infinite universe.

Frank Herbert