Dumpsville Population Quotes

#1. Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'

Homer

#2. Arise without conditions, away from cause and effect, when the whole of existence is conditioned and relative, and is within the law of cause and effect?

Walpola Rahula

#3. Paranoid can also be defined as "carefully smart"! Almost every episode of SVU is based on a true story; I'd watched my fill until they moronically cut Detective Stabler's fine-ass character.

Angela Graham

#4. If God qualifies you, no one can 'unqualify' you.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#5. There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don't really think most people really understand what they've seen.

Jerry Seinfeld

#6. A Witch with a weak song is barely a Witch at all.

Amber Argyle

#7. It is written: "It shall come to pass in that day that his burden will be taken away from your shoulder, and his yoke from your neck, and the yoke will be destroyed because of the anointing oil" (Isaiah 10:27).

David Kolomafe

#8. I believe that the greatest truths of the universe don't lie outside, in the study of the stars and the planets. They lie deep within us, in the magnificence of our heart, mind, and soul. Until we understand what is within, we can't understand what is without.

Anita Moorjani

#9. What a shock it had been when she began to grow invisible to men and they no longer registered her. How humiliating to discover time had abducted her favorite version of herself and replaced it with a saggy middle-aged woman instead.

Kathleen Tessaro

#10. If something happened to Gillian, I'd rip the world down to save her, even if she spat in my face when I did. That's what parenthood means.

Seanan McGuire

#11. Girls that aren't cut out for business careers usually wind up married to some nice man.

Tennessee Williams

#12. Note to self ... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

Norm MacDonald