Dumpster Diving Lars Eighner Quotes

#1. Comedy defends the commonplace; tragedy explodes it.

Mason Cooley

#2. It doesn't matter what life you're living, life never has a solution. No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles alway take their place.

Chris Colfer

#3. Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

William S. Burroughs

#4. Only amazing designers think of the truly new.

Patrick Demarchelier

#5. If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one.

Tea Leoni

#6. If anything one writes isn't still being talked about ten years later then it wasn't worth writing in the first place.

Howard Hinton

#7. Playmates share two gifts. You are loveable, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

O. Fred Donaldson

#8. the desire to wring out a few more drips of happiness almost always destroyed the happiness you were so lucky to have, and so foolish never to acknowledge.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#9. Every election, a presidential candidate inevitably proposes a new cabinet agency. The idea is that this is the only way to solve a particular problem. Just create more government.

Christopher Buckley

#10. Why, what's the matter, That you have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?

William Shakespeare

#11. A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.

Nancy Reagan

#12. Money does not arise by convention, any more than the state does. It arises out of exchange, and arises naturally out of exchange; it is a product of the same.

Karl Marx

#13. I have nothing but respect for the purist who won't work for the pharaoh. But I'm not that strong.

George Meyer