Dumper Quotes

#1. Because that's where I keep my Great Big Book of Manners by Emily Post and I want to beat you with it.

Susan Bischoff

#2. What if in every breakup, the dumper gets to live happily ever after, while the dumpee gets a lifetime membership in the Bitter Book Club?

Melissa Kantor

#3. Intelligence is in constant process of forming, and its retention requires constant alertness in observing consequences, an open-minded will to learn, and courage in readjustment.

John Dewey

#4. Find a penny, leave it rest, and all the day you will be blessed.

Christy Smith

#5. If you don't mind them and accept that they don't like you, you'll see that you won't return the negativity.

Innocent Mwatsikesimbe

#6. I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

Jim Norton

#7. It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.

Lauren Conrad

#8. Don't look at me like that," said Guy.
"How am I looking at you?" I asked.
"Like I'm the Grinch who stole Christmas.

E. Van Lowe

#9. If somebody dumps something noxious in my back yard, the dumper is the last one I would call on to repair the damage.

Sylvia Earle

#10. His lips tasted cool and sharp, peppermint, winter, but his hands, soft on the back of my neck, promised long days and summer and forever.

Maggie Stiefvater

#11. So little trouble do men take in the search after truth; so readily do they accept whatever comes first to hand.

Thucydides

#12. Relief is a Dumper emotion.

John Green

#13. There can be no great courage where there is no confidence or assurance, and half the battle is in the conviction that we can do what we undertake.

Orison Swett Marden

#14. Dead pirates didn't get to spend their booty. Dead pirates didn't get to shake their booty, either. Bummer.

Nina Bangs

#15. What can a man do with music who is not benevolent?

Confucius

#16. It was the immutable tango between the Dumper and the Dumpee: the coming and the seeing and the conquering and the returning home.

John Green

#17. Well dress me up in a tutu, put my on a unicycle, and call me Caroline the Dancing Bear. You're a fugging dumper

John Green

#18. Certain teachings in the Bible are as diamonds in a dung-heap.

Thomas Jefferson

#19. Leave this world... a better place than how you found it.

Sarah J. Maas

#20. Conservation is ethically sound. It is rooted in our love of the land, our respect for the rights of others, our devotion to the rule of law.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#21. Every one of us sees 'green' differently. So everything is an approximation of understanding.

Nick Bantock

#22. On 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' it takes almost a year to get 10 shows written. It always reminds me of my old yeshiva days, where you used to sit over a piece of Talmud and analyze everything that was going on.

David Steinberg