Dump And Dumber Quotes

#1. We gave ourselves for lost men, and prepared for death. Yet we did lift up our hearts and voices to God above, who "showeth His wonders in the deep".

Francis Bacon

#2. When a man is willing to find an excuse for being God's enemy he need never be at a loss. He who hath to find a fact may find some difficulty; but he who would forge a lie may sit at his own fireside and do it.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#3. You can only have fun helping other people have fun if you're having fun doing it.

Bernie De Koven

#4. RIP Sir Alfredo Di Stefano. I will never forget each of the shared moments with such a football legend.

Sergio Ramos

#5. Intellectual honesty consists in stating the precise conditions under which one will give up one's belief.

Imre Lakatos

#6. I miss you. No, not just miss you, my heart aches every day because you're not there.

Tarryn Fisher

#7. I don't suppose there'll be a tree left standing, for ever so far around, by the time we're finished.' Tweedledum to tweedledee [They are fighting over a rattle]. Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, p. 156

Lewis Carroll

#8. Of course they didn't give us this much, Sage. But I had to make sure I nailed my first assignment. Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try.

Richelle Mead

#9. In a home where there is an able-bodied husband, he is expected to be the breadwinner.

Ezra Taft Benson

#10. This was a woman who lunched in fancy restaurants, filtered suitors based on their bank balances, and who looked at women like me as snacks.

Alessandra Torre