Dummy Never Fails Quotes

#1. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pound hounds from hell

Christopher Moore

#2. Sexual energy is divided into three distinct types. First: the energy having to do with the reproduction of the species. Second: the energy having to do with the spheres of thought, feeling and will. Third: the energy that is found related with the world of pure Spirit.

Samael Aun Weor

#3. I usually end up falling for one of my really good guy friends because I know everything about them, and you fall in love with their personalities, and it makes them become attractive to you in your eyes.

Colbie Caillat

#4. Their story will never be over.

Tarryn Fisher

#5. I thought you were more like GI Joe, but now that I know about the cape, you sound more like Superman." Mia Kensington to Colby Winters

Cristin Harber

#6. Truth is the torch that gleams through the fog without dispelling it.

Claude Adrien Helvetius

#7. Honeymooners? Well, that was just a big flip of the middle finger to the sanctity of marriage, wasn't it?

Abby Niles

#8. The 'well-informed citizenry is in danger of becoming the 'well-amused audience'.

Al Gore

#9. They had been a couple for so long that everyone thought of them as Tom-and-Jenny, a single unit.

L.J.Smith

#10. Perfect moments, especially when they verge on the sublime have the grave disadvantage of being very short lived, which in fact, being obvious, we would not need to mention were it not that they have a still greater disadvantage, which is that we do not know what to do once they are over.

Jose Saramago

#11. The historical record suggests that the transition to to a new hegemon has always been attended by what I have elsewhere called hegemonic war.

Robert Gilpin

#12. I wrote a novel about the combat experiences I didn't have in Vietnam.

Tracy Kidder