Dukes Of Hazzard Quotes

#1. I weighed 245 pounds when I was 16 years old. I had a 44-inch waist. And that was two years before 'Dukes of Hazzard' started.

John Schneider

#2. On some nights, I put old episodes of Dukes of Hazzard on and paused every scene with Daisy, wrapping my hand in a Confederate t-shirt or tube sock and going to town on my dick.

LeRoy Ned Malone

#3. Down with Dukes of Hazzard!

Alec Baldwin

#4. The show's supposed to be a cross between Melrose Place and Breaking Bad (with a little Dukes of Hazzard thrown in for the hell of it), but done straight (the PR people actually say that).

Justin Bog

#5. But it's a strange thing when people judge you because you're not doing some big Hollywood film. Are you suggesting I should be in 'The Dukes of Hazzard?' I mean, hello?

Joseph Fiennes

#6. I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

George Lopez

#7. I devoured TV - everything from Super Friends in the morning to Dukes of Hazzard and The Love Boat and Fantasy Island at night. I watched it all. There were only four channels, so you could actually consume all of television if you were good at changing the channel.

Justin Theroux

#8. Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.

Colin Hanks

#9. Shows have a tendency to end when they're over. 'The Dukes of Hazzard' has not ended for the fans, and it has not ended for the cast or the crew, and I'm very proud to be a part of that.

John Schneider

#10. As a five-year-old kid, I used to sit in front of the TV - I never missed 'Dukes of Hazzard,' not once. It was me and my dad's show.

Christian Kane

#11. I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.

Dierks Bentley

#12. I would watch 'The Dukes of Hazzard' on loop. At one point I had 30 televisions in my bedroom and I would watch it over and over.

Seann William Scott

#13. Every word which is used to express a moral or intellectual fact, if traced to its root, is found to be borrowed from some material appearance.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#14. I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

Robin Williams

#15. Your hair is an act of God.

Sarah Kane

#16. Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.

Homer

#17. Never trust anyone who calls himself a libertarian socialist. They're bound to be deeply confused, at best.

Glenn Reynolds

#18. I haven't found one place in the world yet where I could disappear.

Robert Pattinson

#19. I don't like golf. It's not for me, it's too quiet.

Mario Balotelli

#20. I can't stand films that make the kids out to be heroes and the parents to be imbeciles.

Molly Ringwald

#21. Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.

Marilyn Vos Savant

#22. You make me a sinner if you stop me giving you hospitality.

Idries Shah

#23. Her fear was palatable: she tasted it, her pores oozed it, her hair tingled. Why

Allison Brennan

#24. It's much easier to read the stories that have a lot of dialogue; of course, they flow much more easily into speech.

Deborah Eisenberg

#25. It will always be the same possibilities, in sum or on the average, that go on repeating themselves until a man comes along who does not value the actuality above idea. It is he who first gives the new possibilities their meaning, their direction, and he awakens them.

Robert Musil

#26. In the discharge of thy place set before thee the best examples; for imitation is a globe of precepts.

John Locke