Dudey Dude Quotes

#1. The severity of your problems is a matter of perspective. Change your perspective and most of them become insignificant. Some of them will no longer exist as problems - but opportunities instead.

Ernie J Zelinski

#2. hey bitch, you're never too old to rock and roll

Stephen King

#3. if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him. If she can hesitate as to 'Yes,' she ought to say 'No' directly. It is not a state to be safely entered into with doubtful feelings, with half a heart.

Jane Austen

#4. I say us - obviously I don't vote as I believe democracy is a pointless spectacle where we choose between two indistinguishable political parties, neither of whom represent the people but the interest of powerful business elites that run the world.

Russell Brand

#5. The prestige of the news is founded on the unstated assumption that our lives are forever poised on the verge of critical transformation thanks to the two driving forces of modern history: politics and technology.

Alain De Botton

#6. The 2XL shirt was still too small, leaving an exposed band of pale skin muffining out of his jeans.

Michael J. Sullivan

#7. My weight is my love.

Augustine Of Hippo

#8. When we first showed the Karma in January 2008, we had barely started the company.

Henrik Fisker

#9. A burn, like the first taste of whiskey, then pure, unabashed ecstasy

Lauren Blakely

#10. I should get a manicure more often.

Savannah Guthrie

#11. The idea that the story is true is more important than being able to prove that it's true.

Ben Mezrich

#12. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

Abraham Lincoln

#13. Companionship was at the top of Epicurus's list of life's pleasures. He wrote, 'Of all the things that wisdom provides to help one live one's entire life in happiness, the greatest by far is the possession of friendship.

Daniel Klein

#14. What happens if you need a diplomat who can also practice philosophy fight with a lightsaber and levitate small objects Who else are you going to call but us

Mara

Walter Jon Williams

#15. Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.

Caroline Rhea