Dry Augusten Burroughs Quotes

#1. I want to feel secure personally. Have a competitive team out there
I really want to win; I hate losing
and, I guess, I want to be treated like a normal person.

Pedro Martinez

#2. I hate when you play therapist. Especially with your accent. It makes everything you say sound so BBC.

Augusten Burroughs

#3. I don't know if I have a career or not, or where it ends or it begins. I have been working, doing what I do for a long time. But my creative process has always been so tortuous.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

#4. I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be occurring early on or once we see any kind of a malfunction or anything unusual that's happening, we can look at the data and figure out what that is.

Laurel Clark

#5. Most beautiful, good things are done by women people scorn.

Gillian Flynn

#6. I've taken over the guest room wardrobe too- plus, I've arranged all my shoes on the bookshelves on the landing. (I put the books in boxes. No one ever read them. anyway.)

Sophie Kinsella

#7. If I see something new, I'd be like, 'Ooh, I want to do that.' The hunger to learn and do better never goes. Your mind is always working. You want to do so many creative things.

Madhuri Dixit

#8. Optimism is the staunchest worshipper of life.

Kedar Joshi

#9. I think you're healthy in certain ways, and I think you're a pathetic disaster in others.

Augusten Burroughs

#10. Even in the days when they did Othello, you didn't necessarily have to be black to play Othello. You wore the makeup.

Jamie Farr

#11. One might as well legalise sodomy as recognise the Bolsheviks.

Winston Churchill