Drunk Fool Quotes

#1. All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the greater the fool in the pencil more blest, / And when they are drunk they always paint best.

William Blake

#2. Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.

Michael Chabon

#3. Dead drunk
is the term I think of,
insensible,
neither cool nor warm,
without a head or a foot.
To be drunk is to be intimate with a fool.

Anne Sexton

#4. If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too.

Chuck Jones

#5. To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a
beast!

William Shakespeare

#6. Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.

Francis Chichester

#7. Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
"Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

Diana Wynne Jones

#8. Ellen Brody:
Wanna get drunk and fool around?

Brody:
Oh Yeah.

Peter Benchley

#9. Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

Aaron Sorkin

#10. There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool.

R. Alan Woods

#11. The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home Rule; But the best Home Rule for him, as far as I can understand, Is the abolition of strong drink from the land.

William Topaz McGonagall