Drolma Buddhist Quotes

#1. I paint with my back to the world

Agnes Martin

#2. Go down any road far enough
and you'll come to a slaughterhouse,
but keep going and you'll reach the sea.

Dean Young

#3. The country only has charms for those not obliged to stay there.

Edouard Manet

#4. In a one-woman show, there must be compelling material that you adore. In both of these there are conversations with you and another character. My Second City (improvisation) background comes in very handy for accent and body posture.

Valerie Harper

#5. I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.

Joel Madden

#6. I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it turned into a serpent, we both started laughing. We left it there, we hate snakes. We think they're slimy, even though we know they're not.

Daniel Tosh