Dread Pirate Quotes

#1. I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts, but you can call me 'Weasley.

William Goldman

#2. Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you ... do ... what ... you're ... told!

William Goldman

#3. I do not hate the man, but his vices.

Martial

#4. Women love a mystery. But only if we think we can figure it out.

Cora Carmack

#5. Nice said Paul staring transfixed at Fran's delicate and extreme gaze, like that of a skeleton with eyeballs, or a person with their face peeled off.

Tao Lin

#6. If you could envision ... the meaning of a tragedy ... you might be surprised to hear, its you and me.

Christina Perri

#7. Of course, while Katherine took the accolades in stride, she never took the work for granted. Not a morning dawned that she didn't wake up eager to get to the office. The passion that she had for her job was a gift, one that few people ever experienced.

Margot Lee Shetterly

#8. A World is not an ideology nor a scientific institution, nor is it even a system of ideologies; rather, it is a structure of unconscious relations and symbiotic processes.

William Irwin Thompson

#9. I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Henny Youngman

#10. When I was 13, my family moved from a suburb of New York City to Miami, Florida, and we moved there the Friday before Labor Day weekend.

Chris Bohjalian

#11. History has to be rewritten because history is the selection of those threads of causes or antecedents that we are interested in.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

#12. Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Phyllis Diller

#13. The preaching is part of the reason I don't go to church. Plus, I don't know, it was never part of my tradition.

Frederick Buechner

#14. Talent or skill wasn't how you recognized a genius. A genius was the person giving the world the eff-you salute while doing the impossible.

Rae Mariz

#15. We don't argue if drug companies create drugs that can cure humans and charge lots of money for them, even though we all have these diseases. It will be pretty hard to make a different argument for genes.

Leroy Hood

#16. Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

William Goldman

#17. Profuseness is a cruel and crafty demon, that gradually involves her followers in dependence and debt; that is, fetters them with irons that enter into their souls.

Samuel Johnson

#18. A good nation I will make live.This the nation above has said.They have given me the power to make over.

Black Elk