Drama Queen Funny Quotes

#1. The saga started out a normal day - don't they all? I mean, surely one morning back there in prehistoric times a dinosaur woke up, yawned, chewed some coffee beans, and thought his day was going to be dead boring, just before a comet slammed into his neighborhood.

Rachel Caine

#2. You shouldn't abuse the revolutionaries, Mother Streetcorner. My pistol is on your side. It's to help you find more things worth eating in your basket.

Victor Hugo

#3. Body language has no translation.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#4. I am getting you a coffee machine. Your husband is a horrible person. He lies when he says hello. He cannot keep up with all the lies he tells. Everyone knows he is not to be trusted. Wake up Coffee machine on its way.

Ari Emanuel

#5. To be still means to empty yourself from the incessant flow of thoughts and create a state of consciousness that is open and receptive.

John Daido Loori

#6. She started off, walking fast, as if the speed of her steps could give form to the things she felt.

Ayn Rand

#7. If she were to get her key back, she thought, no one but her would ever touch it. She would wind herself well in advance so that she would never need to rely on another to keep herself alive.

Ekaterina Sedia

#8. It sometimes happens that pleasure blows anywhere it damn well chooses.

Louis Aragon

#9. According to the virginity movement, men have no self-control when it comes to anything sexual.

Jessica Valenti

#10. I'm not like that smart. I like, forget stuff all the time.

Paris Hilton

#11. I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really.

Ray Winstone