Top 15 Dr Zoidberg Quotes

#1. It is the nature of creation, no one cares how much you are good or bad, just get famous, they all will walk after you.

M.F. Moonzajer

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #126053
#2. See?" I crowed. "I know what I'm doing. Two weeks, tops, and you'll be begging to dip your fries in my shake."

"You think?"

It took me about a second before I realized I'd done it again. My mouth seriously needed a chaperone.

Elise Allen

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #169439
#3. A lot of people at Shearson ended up making a lot of money because they had stock or stock options. Their kids were able to go to college, and it changed a lot of people's lives.

Sanford I. Weill

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #545632
#4. Regret swallows broken men whole. Acceptance builds them anew.

Sarah Noffke

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #668360
#5. Worry is a part of life. These burdensome thoughts plaque us all. The key is not to let these thoughts ruin your day & your life.

Timothy Pina

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #674241
#6. I wake up some mornings hating me too.

Rahm Emanuel

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #953304
#7. Longevity is the revenge of talent upon genius.

Cyril Connolly

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1116111
#8. Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he's a novel.

James McBride

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1286187
#9. And our Divine Parents have been molding God Child's soul from stardust. And They have been breathing life-breath into its nose, and God Child's soul has been existing as a Soul of Life.

Stefan Emunds

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1510761
#10. The world survived the fall of the Roman empire and will no doubt outlast our own so much more splendid civilisation.

James Buchan

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1560766
#11. We ought at all times to be very careful that high-mindedness shall never have place in our hearts.

Joseph Smith Jr.

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1568958
#12. I've been grinding at music for over a decade now. Since I was 18, I decided that this is what I wanted to do. It's not an easy thing. When you start getting 25, 26, people are like, 'Oh you're a musician huh? That's what you're gonna do? When are you going to get a real job?' I never gave up.

Nick Fradiani

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1655096
#13. Be like the bird who, pausing in her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing she hath wings.

Victor Hugo

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1662446
#14. If I have learned anything great in this life it was unconditional love that didn't require reciprocation because giving always completed me more.

Shannon L. Alder

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1671537
#15. Of what is real I say,
Is it the old, the roseate parent or
The bride come jingling, kissed and cupped, or else
The spirit and all ensigns of the self?

Wallace Stevens

Dr Zoidberg Quotes #1823680

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