Top 17 Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Quotes

#1. I think Louisville will be fired up for this game. They might be in revenge mode. But, this time of the year records, don't mean much. Anything can happen.

Mike Carey

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#2. He stretched, ate his last bite of fungal curds, drank the dregs of something not entirely unlike coffee, and headed out to keep peace in wartime.

James S.A. Corey

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#3. Life ... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

Douglas Adams

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#4. My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential despair, chose marijuana. Now we are in our Cabernet stage

Peggy Noonan

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#5. It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.

Douglas Adams

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#6. [On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

Joycelyn Elders

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#7. Oh, er, well the hatchway in front of us will open in a few moments and we will shoot out into deep space I expect and asphyxiate. If you take a lungful of air with you you can last for up to thirty seconds, of course.

Douglas Adams

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#8. There is a deep need in the world just now for guidance - almost any sort of spiritual guidance.

Carl Jung

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#9. Marvin was humming ironically because he hated humans so much.

Douglas Adams

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#10. I think this ship's brand new," said Ford. "How can you tell?" asked Arthur. "Have you got some exotic device for measuring the age of metal?" "No, I just found this sales brochure lying on floor

Douglas Adams

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#11. But do you really think it's wise under the circumstances? I mean, here we are on the run and everything, we must have the police of half the Galaxy after us by now, and we stop to pick up hitchhikers.

Douglas Adams

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#12. Express your most powerful thought in the shortest sentence.

Roy Peter Clark

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#13. There was a terribly ghastly silence.
There was a terribly ghastly noise.
There was a terribly ghastly silence.

Douglas Adams

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#14. He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up a small yellow fish and offering to put it in his ear he had been able to see just a small packet of cornflakes. But he couldn't, and he didn't feel safe.

Douglas Adams

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#15. God's Final Message to His Creation:
'We apologize for the inconvenience.

Douglas Adams

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#16. Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy.

Douglas Adams

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#17. The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.

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